Spear's Cooking Hall Of Fame

Herro guys, as I am your #1 Chef, in this thread I'm gonna be keeping you up to date with all the fails that I have in the kitchen. Firstly though lemme tell you a bit of history about me and my cooking capabilities:

The best cooking fail I had is the famous Salad burning incident. In this story my children you will get to know how I was able to set salad on fire, leading me to running round in my backyard with a salad bowl in fire. The story isn't that long actually....I was trying to make salad, I put salami in it so I thought you need to cook it....so I acted like a genius and thought to myself "I think can speed this process up" so I used a spray and a lighter to create a big flame acting like I was a baws at cooking or something. The End.

There are a lot more incidents but too lazy to type them lel.
I'll keep you guys updated with my cooking.
#1Chef

I already love this thread of our #1 chef cook  

why isn't basem on hells kitchen?

Go-go Basem c: you didn't burn it, it's just your adoring fans ordered it extra-crispy LOLOL

Basem could you cook me pizza , i'm hungry =[

.......I messed up a meal.... big time.
I was cooking chicken, potato wedges, and rice. You already have a question don't you? "Oh sir #1chef why did you try cooking so much food?" Well I thought "I'm definitely going to ruin one of these 3 things so i might as well have a plan B" . I ended up burning the potato wedges while the splashed all over the kitchen floor because of the splashing oil in the pan, the rice ended up being just some soggy rice with some white water, and I set the Chicken on fire, and throwing it out the window.
~ Your #1Chef ~

hehehe basem the second one ^.^

Hahah I love your kitchen fiascos!
Looking forward to moree! :3